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1 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened
to your underwear. |
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2 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not. |
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3 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot. |
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4 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them. |
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5 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
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6 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four
in the morning. |
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7 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting. |
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8 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your backside
kicked. |
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9 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary. |
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10 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people. |
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11 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible. |
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12 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you. |
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13 |
WARNING
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The
consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear. |
