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Here at the Boys & Girls Club of Albany, we are making miraculous improvements on mother nature's vast array of creatures. Using the latest technology in medical tools (Microsoft Digital Image Suite 9, Adobe Photoshop Elements 3.0), children at the club create brand new creatures by blending genetic properties of two or more animals. Here is a list of our fine prodigy scientists and examples of their experimentation:

 

Dr. Katelyn Malloy  
Cat and a Dog: "Dat" (Felinous Carnivorous)
Dolphin, Monkey, and a Lizard: "Dolmonkard" (Cetacea Simia Reptilia)
   
Proffessor Destinee Turner  
Porcupine, Cheetah, and a Dragon "Cheetupine" (Hystricidae Felidae)
Bear and a Cookie: "Candy Crazy"
Dr. Amy Wilson  
Rabbit and a Puppy: "Sassycat" (Cuniculus Carnivorous)
   
C.S.I. Sarah Hanson  
Monkey, Penguin and a Lawn Gnome: "Lawn Monkuin" (Simia Spheniscidae Gnomenae)
   
   
Proffessor Sasha Adams  
Crocodile, Fish, and a Dog: "Crofishadog" (Reptilia Capripodae Carnivorous)
   
Proffessor Alex Oeder  
Cat, Hawk, and an Eagle: "Gryphon" (Felidae Chordata)
Human, Bat, and a Tyrranasaurus Rex: "H-Dragon" (Primatia Chiroptera Dinosauria)
   
Proffessor Brycen Barlow  
Eagle, Ninja Turtle, and a Crocodile: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Hawgledile" (Aves Reptilia)
Hawk and a Crocodile: "North Eastern Hawgledile" (Aves Reptilia)
   
C.S.I. Brittanee McQuarrie  
Sea Unicorn and a Nun: "Nunicorn" (Cynoscion Religious)
   
Dr. Jordan Hancock  
Staff Member Kyle Shumaker, Wolf, and a Grape: "Werekyle"
   
   
Proffessor Nick Leonard  

"Catzilla"

   
Rachel Bulder  
Cat and a Human: "Hindface"
   
Dr. Zach Arnold  
Hamster and a Hawk: "Lt. HamsterBird"

POLLUTED GENE POOL:

Staff Member Kyle Shumaker and a Teletubby: "Kyletubby" (Primatia Teletubbia) By Sarah Hanson

 

Staff Member and Master Geneticist Matt Harris and a construction worker: "Matt the Builder" By Brittnee McQuarrie

BGCA Mascot Brody Duffy and an Ewok By Anonymous


 

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